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Lump of Christmas Coal

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MSRP: 3.95

OUR PRICE: 1.29

SKU: Lump-GN-XmCl-Cc

Looking for a present for your favorite paintball brat? Look no further than our very own Lump of Coal. Our competitors may offer what you think is coal, but only with us are you assured a genuine, 100% pure product, in its own Zip-Loc baggie with a card that says "Christmas Coal" (in case the recipient is unsure of your intentions). It may not be edible, but it is flammable; it is also quite suitable for framing. This lump is the first in a projected line of designer coals: Coal Porter, Nat "King" Coal, Natalie Coal (for the truly talentless), Nicoal Kidman, and Anna Nicoal Smith (available for sale to adults only). If sales go well, we are considering a line of edibles and imbibables, starting with Coalby Cheese and Coala. Look for these products in the future at Direct Paintball.

And in case you think this is a joke, it's not. If you order this, you will receive an actual lump of coal. And you probably deserve it.

Lump of Christmas Coal

OUR PRICE: 1.29

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